Printable Recipe - PW’s Quiche
Fact: Real cowboys don’t eat quiche.
But that just leaves more for me!
I’ve been making this deep-dish quiche—and variations of it—for about ten years. The first time I made it was for a fancy-schmancy baby shower I threw for my sister-in-law Missy, who was about 8 1/2 months pregnant at the time, which means I was about six months pregnant at the time, which means the second the shower guests left, Missy and I both fell on the sofas in my living room, started crying, and didn’t move for a year. Still, to this day, when I eat this quiche I start feeling weak-in-the-knees tired and automatically start trying to pick out baby names. And I’m not even pregnant anymore.
It’s a good thing this quiche is so delicious. Though you can use this recipe to make two quiches in a standard pie pans, I like to make one big one in a deep french tart pan so there’s a much higher filling-to-crust ratio; the pans are available at Williams-Sonoma or any cooking or baking supply. And the filling for this quiche is totally adaptable—throw in asparagus tips, broccoli, and whatever cheeses you have in your fridge. In addition, the filling can be made ahead of time and stored in the fridge until you’re ready to pour it into the crust and bake it. I did this when I made seven of the suckers for Missy’s baby shower, and I think it’s the only thing that prevented me from going into premature labor over the whole ordeal.
Whatever you do, serve this quiche to women. It’s how it was meant to be served.
The Cast of Characters: 1/2 recipe for Perfect Pie Crust, eggs (not pictured), heavy cream, onions, artichoke hearts, mushrooms, grated swiss cheese, butter, thick cut bacon, salt, and pepper. Fresh parsley and chives are optional.
Don’t you love how I forgot…um…the EGGS in the above photo? I’m nothing if not thorough.
Here’s the pan of which I speak.
The bottom is the removable disc that will allow you to lift the finished quiche right out of the pan. I have about eight of these pans, but probably two remaining discs. My boys use them as frisbees.
First fry 3/4 pound (or so) of bacon, which is—wait for it—HALF of a 1 1/2 pound package!
I’m nothing if not brilliant. In my own mind.
Just throw it in a skillet and cook it till it’s done but still somewhat chewy. Crispy is fine, too—whatever your preference.
Next, very thinly slick 1 large or 2 medium onions. I used a mandoline to slice these paper thin, but you can use a sharp knife if you’ve got the skillz.
Next, wash 2 packages of white mushrooms and slice them up. They don’t need to be overly thin.
Finally, drain 1 can of quartered artichoke hearts (I like them better than the whole ones) and have them ready.
The bacon is ready. And the reason I know this is that everyone in my house is now standing next to the stove and I’m beating them with wooden spoons.
Put it on a plate and let it cool, then drain the grease from the pan. DON’T CLEAN THE PAN, THOUGH! You’ll regret it if you do. When the bacon cools, give it a rough chop.
Now, because you have no sense, throw a stick of butter in the pan and melt it over low heat. If you’re a health nut, go ahead and use 7/8 of the stick.
I love giving you these health tips. I consider it my purpose on earth.
When the butter’s melted, throw in the onions.
Cook them for about 3 or 4 minutes, or until they start getting brown.
Next, throw in the mushrooms and cook for a minute or two…
Then violently throw in the artichoke hearts.
Cook this around for a couple of minutes, adding salt and pepper to taste.
When it’s done, remove the mixture from the heat and set it aside, allowing it to cool for about 20 to 30 minutes.
During that time, ask your daughters to roll out half of the Perfect Pie Crust and press it into the deep dish tart pan. Set it in the fridge to firm up a bit while the mushroom mixture is cooling.
Next, crack 7 eggs into a bowl.
Pour in 1 1/2 cups heavy cream.
I give you permission, my darling.
Whisk this together and throw in some salt and pepper.
Throw in 2 cups grated swiss cheese. Now usually, I don’t like the pregrated stuff you buy in bags. But in this case, I think it works splendidly!
Plus, I didn’t have any other choice. That’s part of why I think it worked splendidly.
And there you have it! Quiche!
No. Not really.
Now spoon the cooled mushroom mixture into the egg mixture. No need to pour all the mushroom liquid in there, but if you get some in there it’s fine,
Stir it around, then add the bacon.
Now remove the pie crust from the fridge and just pour the filling right in! Refrigerating the crust for a short time will prevent it from becoming overly brown while the thick quiche filling is cooking.
Press down the filling so everything’s submerged. (To my photography friends: I realize I need to step away from the bokeh here. Sorry.)
Set the quiche on a rimmed baking sheet. loosely cover with a sheet of foil (to keep it from browning too quickly) and bake at 400 degrees for 1 hour. Remove the foil for the last 10 to 15 minutes of baking.
It should be only slightly jiggly when it’s done, so don’t be afraid to keep baking for another 10 to 15 minutes if you need to.
NOTE: the quiche should not appear to be totally firm and set. A little jiggle is just fine.
Ooooh! Look at how beautifully it lifted from the pan. (The silver disc is underneath the quiche at this point.)
This makes it SO much easier to cut into slices. Sometimes I use a very long serrated bread knife to slice all the way across…but for today, I just need a slice.
Look at the pretty crust!
Mmmmmm.
I’ll say it again: Mmmmmm.
I really like quiche to contain a bunch of ingredients, and for the egg/cream mixture to be simply a binding element that keeps it all together. This quiche definitely fits that bill.
Here’s the recipe!
Pioneer Woman’s Quiche
1/2 recipe Perfect Pie Crust
7 eggs
1 1/2 cups heavy cream
2 cups grated Swiss cheese
salt and pepper to taste
3/4 pound thick cut peppered bacon
1 stick butter
1 large or 2 medium yellow onions, very thinly sliced
2 boxes white mushrooms, washed and sliced
1 can quartered artichoke hearts
Optional: fresh parsley, fresh chives
In a skillet, fry bacon until crisp. Crumble and set aside. Pour out excess grease but don’t clean the pan.
Melt butter in the same skillet. Add onions and cook for a few minutes. Add mushrooms and artichokes and cook for a few more minutes. Salt mixture to taste.
Remove from heat and allow to cool for about 20 minutes.
Roll out pie crust and press into deep dish tart pan. (May also use 2 standard pie crusts for this recipe.)
In a large bowl, beat eggs with cream. Add grated cheese, salt and pepper, and set aside. (Add cayenne pepper if you’d like a little kick.)
With a slotted spoon, add mushroom mixture into egg/cream mixture. Stir together. Add bacon and stir.
Add parsley or chives, if desired.
Pour into pie crust and press to submerge ingredients.
Cover loosely with foil, place on a baking sheet, and bake at 400 degrees for 1 hour. Bake for slightly longer if quiche is overly jiggly.
Remove from oven and allow to set for ten minutes before serving. Remove quiche from pan and slice into wedges.
Love,
P-Widdy-Dub-Diddy
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