Adrian Grenier [Verbed] The [Noun] Out Of Our Commenters [Defamer Word Games]
Not since the dearly departed Gene Rayburn left this mortal coil have we seen such a spirited display of blankety blank blankness emerge as we did yesterday when we asked you to help us decipher the pickup lines that the Columbian Tony Clifton uses to lure politically inclined brunettes back to his love shack. While we can appreciate the reasons why Vinnie Chase doesn't mince words when he's out on the prowl, the results you turned in were infinitely more interesting than the actual verbiage he used ("fuck" and "shit", for those of you keeping score at home). Pay homage to the Top Ten comments after the jump.
10) SCROLL_LOCK - So how about we go home and I strike the beard out of you? (Ed. - Might have placed higher earlier this week.)
9) STARINGATSCREEN - So how about we go home and I LaBeouf the Shia out of you? (Ed. - The Babelfish translation is surely NSFW.)
8) THESTARTERWIFE - So how about we go home and I Axium the bounced paycheck out of you? (Ed. - Timely!)
7) HEIDIHO - So how about we go home and I Zucker the Silverman out of you? (Ed. - Don't drink too much Boone's Farm at the Ben Silverman Winter Prom next week or this could happen to you!)
6) HEIDIHO - So how about we go home and I Mark the Seth out of you? (Ed. - Preying on our sense of vanity, how dare you! Keep it up...)
5) JUPITERSPAW - So how about we go home and I chase the Vinnie in and out of you? (Ed. - Bonus points for the "in and out" addition.)
3) ABACUS FINCH - So how about we go home and I Finke the strike out of you? (Ed. - We would say more, but we're kind of afraid of Nikke Finke.)
2) MAGNOLIA - So how about we go home and I diving bell the butterfly out of you? (Ed. - We're pretty sure this is a real move. Even if it isn't, we're betting you're going to try it out this weekend.)
1) DOUBLEBANGER - So how about we go home and I audit the thetans out of you? (Ed. No comment necessary here. Well played.)
The historic takeover of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, which could come as soon as this weekend, moved to the forefront of the presidential campaign Saturday.
In the arena that night, the whole last minute was drowned out by cheers — and then when the soaring music swelled, the confetti rained down as the harbinger of balloons and the hopeful first family took the stage, forget about it — it was a perfect end to a convention that last Monday, no one even knew if it would happen. But it did, and I'm so glad to have been there.
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