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Baby Or Bloat?




Pregnant or just a little bloat? Yeah, I don't think she's knocked up either. Kate Hudson is just suffering from a little thing called "skinny fat." I suffer from that awful condition too. One time I had skinny fat in a bad way, so my mom told me to stick my ass up and force the farts out. She said that would ease the belly bloat. I didn't want to tell her that sticking my ass up in the air wasn't going to solve my skinny fatness. If that was true, I'd be a fucking twig. My ass is always up....oh forget it....too much information.

Here's Kate in Miami, hopefully getting a tan.




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In the arena that night, the whole last minute was drowned out by cheers — and then when the soaring music swelled, the confetti rained down as the harbinger of balloons and the hopeful first family took the stage, forget about it — it was a perfect end to a convention that last Monday, no one even knew if it would happen. But it did, and I'm so glad to have been there.

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