Katie Holmes is in NYC preparing for her Broadway debut in "All My Sons." Tommy Girl did not come! Who's going to grab on to her and yank her into the car? Who's going to reprogram her when she tries to run away? And who's going to tell Tommy Girl that he's the "greatest power bottom in the universe" every night before bedtime? You know he's programmed Katie to say that.
A year ago, I would've told Katie to catch the next Chinatown bus out of that bitch and escape TG forever, but the girl is too far gone now. Katie's transformation into Tommy Girls' robot beard of his dreams is complete!
Will these nights simply be a page in the history of America or the start of a completely new chapter? NBC Political Director Chuck Todd previews Obama's acceptance speech.
AP - Asif Ali Zardari, the man poised to become Pakistan's next president, is still known as "Mr. 10 Percent" because of corruption allegations. Now his own lawyers say he may have suffered from mental health problems within the past year.
AP - It seems like an easy solution: Americans are looking for more fuel-efficient vehicles, so Ford Motor Co. is bringing over some of the small, gas-sipping cars it's been selling to Europeans for years.
