At first I thought these were pictures of an overly airbrushed Cher. I think I would rather see Cher's crotch than Alanis'. I blame Madonna for this madness! She flashes her twatty everywhere likes it's something we want to see.
I know what Alanis is doing. She's fucking teasing us. She has that look in her eye like, "Yeah, Ryan Reynolds' tongue was all in this. He had this all-you-can-eat buffet every night." I don't blame him. I would bury my head in her crotch too. It would beat looking at her face. Awwwww...how can I hate on Alanis? She wrote the lyric "How about them transparent dangling carrots." How can I hate that? I like transparent dangling carrots.
Here's Alanis' promo shots for her new album "Flavors of Entanglement."
The historic takeover of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, which could come as soon as this weekend, moved to the forefront of the presidential campaign Saturday.
In the arena that night, the whole last minute was drowned out by cheers — and then when the soaring music swelled, the confetti rained down as the harbinger of balloons and the hopeful first family took the stage, forget about it — it was a perfect end to a convention that last Monday, no one even knew if it would happen. But it did, and I'm so glad to have been there.
