The above screen shot perfectly sums up the entire season 2 premiere of Tila Tequila's A Shot At Love. It's Tila sticking a flower (given to her by another dude) in the crack of one of her suitors. Who said romance is dead?
If you weren't wearing protection while watching last night's episode on MTV, you better go to the doctor this afternoon. I lost track on the number of people Tila made out with. That would make a fun drinking game! Two of the lesbians on the show even started making out with each other. They were later eliminated, because they weren't "respecting" Tila in her own house. First of all, Tila already disrespected herself by going on this show and second, that house isn't hers!
I still watch this trash, because I live for skankiness and cat fights. The first cat fight almost happened when two douche bags got into it. Jay from New Jersey (above with the flower in his ass) threatened to "head butt" Bo from Ohio. Sadly, he didn't do it. All talk and no head butt. The two dudes are still around, so hopefully they will get into it later on.
Below is a clip of the dudes giving Tila a "fashion show." Take your Valtrex before watching it. One of the dude even shows Tila his "dick in a box." She acts like she's grossed out. Slut please!
One of my favorite dudes, Chad, gave the quote of the evening:
“Chicks love wang bone. Why do you think they have strap-ons and things in that nature, to simulate wang bones, which i come stocked with.â€
Yeah, he's a keeper. This season is going to be so hot.
Earlier this month, crushing rains left 20 people dead and over 20,000 stranded when overwhelming rainfall left five feet of standing water in the low-lying areas. This is on top of already taxed landscapes that flooded when melting Himalayan glaciers burst the 200 rivers that web across the country last year. Bangladesh under water is seeming like a real and permanent possibility.
The International Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) — whose claims are usually conservative — said that Bangladesh is heading to lose 17 percent of its land and 30 percent of its food production by 2050. That's like California and New York drowning, and the whole Midwest ceasing production of food.
If this happens, more than 20 million Bangladeshis will be without a patch of land to stand on. Though hardship in the country isn't entirely recent: since 1971, Bangladesh has endured over 200 disasters that have left a total of 500,000 dead and affected a total of 500 million people.
And I haven't even said anything about the plague of rats that's consuming all of their food. A plague of rats. I wish, wish there was more room for stories like this in the general consciousness — shouldn't we be hearing about this every night? Not to dwell on the gloomy, but just knowing about this makes the answer to this question pretty clear to me.
Reuters - The Polish prosecutor's office is
investigating allegations that there was a CIA prison in Poland
where al Qaeda suspects were questioned and guards might have
used methods close to torture, the prime minister's top adviser
said on Friday.
